Battlefield Earth (RiffTrax feat Mike Nelson of MST3K) 3623093 TPB torrent

Preview herernrnIn the year 3000 man is an endangered species, enslaved, severely unshowered, beholden to a cruel alien race fond of dreadlocks and really impractical boots. Only one man can break the yoke of slavery and lead mankind to victory over their cruel tyranny. And that one man is television character actor Peter MacNicol. Wait – slight error there. Salt of the earth, Peter MacNicol, but it\'s not him. Actually, the one man who can break the yoke of slavery and lead mankind to victory is Johnny Goodboy Tyler (Barry Pepper), if you can believe that. Yes, Battlefield Earth, L. Ron Hubbard\'s epic tale of why you should become a Scientologist splashes* across the big screen in John Travolta\'s masterful** retelling. Helping Mr. Travolta along in his masterful retelling are Mike, Kevin Murphy and Bill Corbett. Yes, the MST3K gang is back together in full force to take on the most legendary cinematic blunder since whatever Joel Schumacher\'s last film was.rnrn*like vomit.rn**here "masterful" is used in the sense of "revoltingly, irredeemably noxious"rnrnIF YOU ENJOYED THIS MOVIE - PLEASE PURCHASE THE RIFFTRAX OR DONATE TO RIFFTRAX.rnrnSPREAD THE WORD!

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