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Here's the idea. Porn without bullshit.
I hate interviews with bitches in porn movies. I don't care what they say they like, or what their names are, or how they got into the business. The sum of these useless whores is 720MB of bandwidth per CD, that's it. I don't care. I hate when I'm watching porn with my wife, and we have skip through 8 minutes of some stupid 18-year old gaia user talking about her nipples. You get the idea.
Here's Bullshit I would definitely remove:
Interviews, even if masturbating, it's got to be pretty fucking interesting to keep in
Dancing around in lingerie like a fucking cunt and teasing
Only kissing for 10 minutes.
Actors/directors just talking about the scene, weather, stuff, cars
Excessive fetishism. eg. 5 minutes of only footwear-licking/worship, clothed face-sitting (naked ass-worship always OK)
Stuff I probably wouldn't remove
A brief pause in the action to view masturbation scene for <5 minutes.
Stupid playing with cum scenes, bubbles, re-eating (10 minutes of cum-play)
Brief fetishism
Hope you like the idea.
Why?
Save a little bandwidth/media space
No fast forwarding
Want to do it anyways but too stupid to use google
NB the nfo file contains some errors, this description is accurate.
EDIT: last note, this should not be considered a high-quality copy of the original rip. Want quality? - Get the DVD or a DVD-Rip.